60leaks: does 60pages think that ‘life is a ponyhof’?

according to reliable sources, people high up in the 60pages hierarchy have been overheard saying that ‘das leben ist ein ponyhof’ (thereby deliberately showing off their good mood in close proximity to a very stressed writer claiming the opposite). these rumors have been adamantly denied. the CEO of 60 pages has refused further comment. (see picture below)

the incidents apparently occurred yesterday around 2pm. a third party was involved but was also unavailable to comment. we suspect this individual is now under the protection of a special witness program.

the CEO caused further outrage by out-rightly insulting the german district of Potsdam (‘also Potsdam geht irgendwie gar nicht, oder’?) during a far too long car ride where he refused to listen both to the car’s GPRS or his co-pilots iPhones, and caused further distress by stopping for nearly 25minutes at a gas-station in charlottenburg. or moabit. or tegel? investigations continue!