(I know we agreed not to dwell in unknown places but…) He has a wonderful, round belly. No neck. And big ears. He sometimes pulls them away with one of his four hands so he can hear you better. (In India they say that you can whisper your problem into a cows ear. The small problem in the small ear. The bigger problem in the bigger ear. And the cow will tell it to the gods). He has a trunk. And he likes sweets, a lot. He takes them with his trunk from his own hand, feeding himself, needing no one else. He casually nibbles and looks at you as you, even though standing in front of this magical statue, just wouldn’t see that he is silently enjoying the sweets. He is the god of wisdom and of removing obstacles. Don’t we all need his advise?