Baboons! Baby-snatchers! Bagpipers! Bloodsuckers! Brigands! Brutes!
Here, for no particular reason, is a complete list of Captain Haddock’s curses and insults:
Aardvark! Abecedarians! Addle-pated lumps of anthracite! (old) Alcoholic! Anachronisms! Anacoluthons! Antediluvian bulldozer! Anthracite! Anthropithecus! Anthropophagus! Arabian Nightmare! Artichokes! Autocrats! Aztecs!
Baboons! Baby-snatchers! Bagpipers! Bald-headed budgerigar! Bandits! Bashi-bazouks! Bath-tub Admiral! Beast! Belemnite! Big-head! Billions of blue blistering boiled and barbecued barnacles! Billions of billious barbecued blue blistering barnacles! Billions of Bilious Blue Blistering Barnacles! Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles in a thundering typhoon! Billions of Blue Blistering Barnacles! Black beetles! Black Marketers! Blackamoor! Blackbird! Blackguards! Blithering Bombardier! Blistering Barnacles! Blistereing blundering bird-brain! Bloodsuckers! Blue blistering barnacles! Blue Blistering Bell-Bottomed Balderdash! Blunderbuss! Bodysnatcher! Bootlegger! Borgia! Bougainvillea! Brat! Breathalyser! Brigands! Brutes! Bucaneers! Bully! Butcher!
Cachinnating cockatoo! Cannibals! Carpetsellers! Caterpillars! Centipede! Cercopithecus! Certified Diplodocuses! Coconut! Coelcanth! Colocynths! Corsair! Cowards! Crabapples! Cro-Magnon! Crooks! Cushion footed quadrupeds! Cyclotron!
Diplodocus! Dizzards! Dogs! Doryphore! Doryphores! Duck-billed platypus! Dunderheaded coconuts! Dynamiter!
Ectoplasms! Egoists!
Fancy-dress Facist! Fancy-dress Fatima! Fancy-dress freebooter! Fatfaces! Filibuster(s)! Fourlegged Cyrano! Freshwater pirate! Freshwater swabs! Fuzzy wuzzy!
Gallows-fodder! Gang of Theives! Gangsters! Gibbering anthropoids! Great flat-footed grizzly bear! Gobbledgook! Gogglers! Goosecaps! Guano-gatherers! Gyroscope!
Harlequin! Heretic! Highwayman! Hydrocarbon!
Iconoclasts! Idiots! … you, Imitation Incas, you! You, interplantary goat, you!
Jellied eel! Jellyfish! Jobbernowl!
Kleptomaniacs! Koua Kouakouin Kouinkouin Koua Kouin Koua!
Lily-livered landlubbers! Liquorice! Loathsome brute! Logarithim! Lubberscum!
Macrocephalic baboon! Megacycle! Megacycle Pyromaniac! Mameluke! Miserable blundering barbecued blister! Miserable earth worms! Miserable miser! Miserable molecule of mildew! Misguided missles! MisterMule! Monopolizers! Monster! Morons! Moujiks! Mountebanks! Musical morons!
Nanny Goat! Nitwits! Nitwitted ninepins! Nyctalops!
Odd-toed ungulate! Ophicleides! Orangoutang! Ostrogoth!
Pachyrhizus! Parasites! Patagonians! Pestilential Pachyderm! Phylloxera! Pickled herrings! Pirates! Pithecanthropic montebanks! Pithecanthropic pickpocket! Pithecanthropus! Pockmarks! Politican! Poltroons! Polygraphs! Polynesian! Profiteers! Psychopath! Purple profiteering jellyfish! Pyrographers! Pyromaniac!
Raggle taggle ruminants! Rapscallion! Rats! Revenge ! Rhizopods! RKRPXZKRMTFRZ! Road roller! Roadhogs!
Saucy tramp! Savages! Scorpion! Sea-gherkin(s)! Sea-lice! Sea lion! Shipwreckers! Slavertrader! Slubberdegullions! Sparrows! Spitfire! Steamroller! Stoolpigeon! Subtropical sea-louse! Swine!
Technocrat! Ten thousand thundering typhoons! Terrapins! Terrorists! Thundering typhoons! Tin hatted tyrants! Toads! Toffee-noses! Traitors! Tramps! Tribe of Polynesians! Troglodytes! Turncoats! Twister! Two-timing Troglodytes!
Ungulate!
Vandal! Vegetarian! Vermicellis! Viper! Visigoths! Vulture!
Weevils! Whippersnapper! Wildcat! Woodlice!
Young monkey!
Zapotecs!
