Bavarian Beer Drinking Lady

Yesterday someone told me women shouldn’t drink beer.
Such an idiot. There is nothing more elegant than a beer-drinking lady. Bavarian beer. I always drink beer; wine makes me aggressive. Beer and I belong together. I like how it tastes, looks and smells.
Right out of the bottle. Beer does not make me tired or fat––how many times have I heard that? People drinking beer are immediately likeable.
Unfortunately there is no good beer in Austria.
The wine nation can’t brew.
Too sweet, headache material.
Sad.