Disney Problems

America can’t deal with Miley Cyrus  and this picture shows us why.
1) M. will upset Disney, because they can’t forget about Hannah Montana (Miley’s old character as a child, that made them Billions and Billions) and naturally they would like her NOT to wear things like a comic body stocking. 2) M. will remind America that it can’t live without its Britneys and Lindsays in general and that it will create a new one, if the old one went to rehab.  3) M. will reach the poorest areas in South America and will tell girls and boys to come to the US under any circumstances (I’ve seen Miley on more cell phones in El Salvador then you can imagine 4) M. did and still does distract from Syria. 5) M. is upsetting, crazy making and attractive at the same time. 6) M. is a future main character in a Bret Easton Ellis novel. 7) You can’t love M. But you can’t blame her for this either. So America now has to deal with Miley.