I am ready to campaign for Clinton.

Ok. We are patient. At the moment Hillary is still relaxing and indulging in “just ordinary, everyday pleasures”  (Laughing at the family dog, watching stupid movies, taking long walks and going for a swim.) with her family. But soon, Hillary will be ready for 2016. (www.readyforhillary.com) I can’t wait to be on that campaign trail plane with Hillary. Who would be with us? Maybe Huma Abedin, at this point chief of Hillary’s “transition office” and still married to the “sexting king” Anthony Weiner, who failed badly recently to become mayor of NYC and left the building. Some people say that Huma will have to make a decision between Anthony and Hillary, but Hillary could give her some advise on this matter. On that plane we would only have Veuve Clicquot Champagne (no Moet, I am sure Hillary doesn’t like Moet and I am sure she despises rosé champagne too) Madonna would be on board for a couple of days and we would discuss what exact blonde hair to wear in front of a huge audience and Madonna would tell Hillary what went wrong with Madonna’s “Evita” blonde. Shoes would be a subject too, but of course not in a dumb “oh I crave these Manolos” way, we would invite a bunch of Nicolas Sarkozy’s old ministers, I would suggest Rachida Dati to discuss the exact height of a shoe for an effective public performance. The only guy on board would be: Alber Elbaz, the LANVIN guy, who, of course has made a whole line for Hillary to win that damn presidency. Once in while, Chelsea Handler would join us, when she has time, and teach Hillary how to give real good answers, if some ass journalist would ask weird questions. Marty Scorsese would be ok for a couple of hours. He is currently doing a documentary about Bill Clinton for HBO, so Hillary should be in it, but Marty has to leave at one point. Sorry. It’s when we leave the plane to get some fresh air in Davos.