How many goals in the history of the world? How many fucks? How many wanks? MoL’s Berlin correspondent calculates that the latter (teenage testosterone) may outnumber the former by maybe as much as 10-1. MoL thinks even 20-1. It’s a lonely business.
Heard at a football match, screamed as abuse: You fucking wanker! A contradiction in terms of a sort the erudite Monsieur Wenger might appreciate. Pure balls.