#60
 
 

museum of loneliness

by Chris Petit

Australian Open Men’s Final

NADA v WAWR: NADA making big mistakes for once and WAWR who has never taken a set off him has cruised to one set up. Tennis commentators, mostly more boring than football ones, are excelling themselves.

– WAWR’s playing a brand of tennis at the moment that is out of this world.
– We have probably never seen those stats before on NADA’s serve.
– WAWR’s ok playing those rallies he feels he can win them going up against the best shot in the game, NADA’s forehand.
– How many times this year have we seen someone going into NADA’s forehand with impunity that shows how good his backhand is.

The commentators sound like a combination of Playstation/Wikipedia

– Uh-oh here comes the trainer I don’t like the way NADA is shaking his head.

NADA off court injured and WAWR is losing it, having to sit there. Commentator says something stupid about adrenaline.

– The crowd appreciating it for NADA carrying on. They know he’s a warrior.
– It’s not a tragedy it’s just a shame.
– There’s no room for any sympathy at this level.

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