Big money and professionalism: diet, training, training diet. Old school football: high-fat diet, drinking clubs, cigarette at half time. Wenger describes Messi as “like a Playstation”. Ian Wright, half in disbelief about Wenger’s early methods, said he was told to eat more broccoli. MoL says they are not really people any more, but constructs, beyond manners or morality, living in a strange post-human, fairy-tale universe where the only temptations are women and drugs, and the constant battle with one’s own true suppressed desires. Ronaldo not real, only Real. José since coming back to Chelsea not real (kidnapped by aliens and substituted; he is about to reveal all, soon).