With so much choice now, MoL operates a policy of no choice. MoL will watch anything these days, even Nigella’s The Taste. Last week a kid broke down and wept on being rejected and Saint Nigella, for that is what she is, said, “He’s just a child!” and got out of her judge’s chair to offer physical consolation to the poor boy, thus sending her ratings through the roof. MoL believes Nigella is really Russell Brand in drag, the show business version of Duchamp’s Mona Lisa. MoL enjoys studying Nigella’s fellow judge, the ex-junkie from New York’s tough love school of cooking who tries very hard to look like he hasn’t sold out. If MoL had three wishes one of them would be to come back in another life as a permanent game show panel guest (bi-polar).