Shit, I am in deep trouble. Well, ok, not so deep, but still – trouble. Creative processes are full of surprises, aren’t they? I suddenly understood, that there is not only Chapter three “Instead of sleeping with my Mom, I want to die in her beloved Poland”, on no, the whole narrative will have to be rounded up by an additional chapter four: “How I stopped being a motherfucker and became the soft funny crippled nipple-licker, I am still today”, and yes, Mister White and all my friends, fans and female admirers out there, this may take some more time. Maybe the whole weekend, please don’t forget, that I have a family, a dog, a weekend job, a lover next to my wife, who wants to see me, because she is a REAL workaholic and has to work all over the week, no time for sex, even some little lite phone-sex with a quick happy ending, you know, these great little phone-sessions, when you are putting some oil on your genital, massaging it with our own fingers and babbling some erotic nonsense with her on the phone. I actually do this with my wife, on one of these prolonged business trips, lying lonely and horny in one of these hotel beds, not in the mood to betray her, but simply to call her? It happens. My lover, my girl-friend on the contrary, as I said, she is not up to this. She wants the real thing and only – I said it – on the weekend. She is a Mongolian beauty, with strong ballerina legs. She grew up, like so many Mongolians, riding on those Mongolian horses, chasing after their enemies and beheading them swiftly, like in those Djingis-Khan-times, when they conquered whole Eurasia. Her name is Bolorerdene, which means Crystal Treasure in Mongolian. She came to Israel, of all places because of Bat-Sheva-Dance company, a very very international ensemble, one of the best dance-companies in the world. Isn’t it amazing, that we fucking Zionist occupiers do not only have one of the highest, if not THE highest density of start-up-ventures on the planet, but also one of the best dance-companies?? I am so so so proud of my country! Guys, believe me, there are even Palestinians who are proud of my country! YES! And there are also Darfurians, who survived the Genocide 5 years ago, that was sponsored by the Chinese, while we Germans looked innocently into other directions, selling some fine ingredients for Basher Assad´s chemical weapons, that he is now generously destroying, while generously continuing to murder his people with conventional weapons. But at least we Germans are now allowed to get upset about Obama, since his damned NSDAP, sorry NSA obviously eavesdropped on our Chancellor Angela.
(To be continued tomorrow…)