This will help you

Dear Christopher Roth,
Being obese is a terrible thing. You are restricted in so many aspects that life seems bleak and frustrating.
You cannot wear stylish clothes, you cannot get the spouse of your dreams, and you cannot be as active as you want because excessive kilograms stand in your way.
Do not despair because we have a perfect solution for you. Eat whatever you like, …

Dear Dr.Bennett,
this is so embarrassing, how did you find out? At the moment I’m heavier than ever and now I get your mail.
Is this what Dr.Lacan meant by “the Answer of the Real?” My sister always complains about getting these weight loss ads on facebook while her skinny children don’t. Do algorithms measure the body index in profile pictures? Anyway Doc, my problem is not eating, my problem is drinking.
It’s not a problem-problem but a problem. Because I put on weight. And I love drinking. And I got slow. Walking from Union Square to Flatbush Avenue in Brooklyn took me half an hour more than google has calculated. Today I walked from Schröderstraße in Mitte to Anton-Saefkow-Platz in Lichtenberg. Google: 1:12hrs / Me: 1:34hrs. In Brooklyn I had six glasses of Chardonnay afterwards, today: nothing. 100% coco water. And then I get your mail Dr.Bennett:

“…stick to your usual activities and lose at least 3 kg weekly!
No efforts, no health risks, no failure because the product we offer is absolutely natural and 99.99% efficient.
Read now!”

Dr.Bennett, I would really love to go on that link but I’m afraid to catch a Trojan. I could go down to the Russian Internet cafe, I’m sure they have thick and high firewalls but then I would also get a drink. The REWE is open until 23:00. It’s a catch-22, Doc.

Christopher Hitchens wrote: “A glass of refreshment, in my view, never hurt anybody. (Vanity Fair, October 2007)

Doctor, are you Dr. Sam Bennett from Private Practice or “Doctor Feelgood”, the internal medicine specialist, the cardiothoracic surgeon, the founding partner of the Oceanside and the author of the best-selling nonfiction book, Body Language: The Mind-Body Connection?

All the best,
Christopher Roth

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