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Transcendence

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Lena Dunham wants to quit acting after the next GIRLS show. Crisis. Joan Rivers says Lena Dunhams body means “Stay fat-get diabetes.” Crisis. Waiting in the line at the LAX border patrol for 80 minutes while some Swiss people behind you rant about America. Crisis. Calling a car [more]

Lena Dunham wants to quit acting after the next GIRLS show. Crisis. Joan Rivers says Lena Dunhams body means “Stay fat-get diabetes.” Crisis. Waiting in the line at the LAX border patrol for 80 minutes while some Swiss people behind you rant about America. Crisis. Calling a car rental brand DOLLAR and having the shittiest entrance hall in history plus being yelled at because you touch a Snickers on the counter. Crisis. On the weekend the show SILICON VALLEY will start on HBO. It will be like ENTOURAGE just in Silicon Valley. Hollywood is now less attractive then a computer nerd. Soon there will be a tech world, where you need plastic surgery and a fresh face to get investors, that*s especially the case for men. Crisis. Johnny Depp will play a terminally ill scientist who downloads his mind into a computer. Crisis. But Johnny and Amber Heard are getting married, he is wearing a “chick ring”, blue glasses and all that. Even in crisis Johnny Depp can think straight.