My 77 year old mother would never curse, never say something dirty, and I actually never heard her using the word shit.
Today, she sent my a joke. It’s a political one, and I admit it is none of these jokes you would tell because it is a funny one. It is just remarkable because she is usually talking respectfully about official institutions, and even now she left out one letter like th*s. Cute.
And so it goes: A policeman sees a little child playing with mud on border of the street in Istanbul. He walks towards the kid and says:
What are you doing here my dear?
I’m making a policeman, uncle.
Oh, really? How are you doing that?
I take some water, some mud, and some sh*t.
The policeman gets upset and tells the child not to make any policeman anymore.
What shall I do uncle, I don’t know any other thing to do.
Make a doctor, a fireman or a soldier.
A few days later the policeman comes along again seeing the same kid doing the same thing.
What are you making here again?
I’m making a soldier, uncle.
Oh, really, how nice! How are you doing that?
I’m taking some mud and some water. That’s it.
Why aren’t you using sh*t?
You told me not to make any policeman anymore.