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Yes we SHELL (2)

by Jossi Reich

MELINDA [speaking with sincerity, strength, and conviction]: What Lord Nimrod says of my native Africa is only the TRUTH! We goddamned Negroes are merely here to serve the superior white race. We are blacks. We are born to be slaves. The white race should continue to dominate us and it will!

Even Voltaire said that Negroes are half animals. Voltaire knew very well what he was talking about, he was a fucking French philosopher during the age of Enlightenment for Christ’s sake! We are indeed closest to the apes, not very intelligent, too muscular and too body-minded, constantly moving to primitive rhythms and totally and hopelessly consumed with our obsession for unlimited lust.

Africa is a rotten, miserable continent. It should have never been decolonized. This was the greatest tragedy in the history of human civilization! The sole purpose of Africa is to provide the rest of the world with its natural resources, Period! Oil, tin, copper, gold, diamonds, wood, ivory, and of course let us not forget all of those bananas, and the coffee, the cocoa-beans, the sugar that sweetens our lives and ruins our teeth. And we always have and we always will…..

[Melinda pauses to take a deep breath and gets a crazy look in her eyes, before continuing.]

…. supply the labor market with slaves!!! We are born to be slaves! It is written in our blood, and with our blood all over the Western world! The abolishment of slavery was the biggest mistake in the history of the British empire! It was actually the beginning of the end of the British empire! Fuck the Niger-Delta!

[Melinda quotes the following statistic in a mocking voice, gesturing sarcastically with her entire upper-body as she speaks, marking the quotations marks symbolically in the air with her fingers.]

“One of the 10 most important wetland and coastal marine ecosystems in the world and home to some 31 million people?!!” So what!!?? Who cares? We have to exploit mother Earth. Fuck mother Earth. Fuck her hard! She needs it! She wants it! Every mother wants to be fucked, so if Mother Earth didn’t want to be fucked, she would never have been a mother in the first place! That’s just applying the principles of logic, you know: MODUS TOLLENS, am I right???! [Laughs loudly and happily)

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